Monday, April 17, 2006

Welcome Reggie.

We've auditioned an actress to play the part of 'ScoozMee'.
We're quite pleased with her performances. They are quite convincing to those who know Mee.
She's going to be taught a lot of things which will enable people to have authentic conversations with her and she will also read announcements.
She is on probation at the moment. Clicking on her will normally take you to a page where you can hold a conversation.

Sorry, Hodja. She doesn't speak Danish.

Mee.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

I think that Army of Morons is fed up of winning Brain Donor Awards.
It's decided to leave AOI.
http://www.apostatesofislam.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=22303#22303
What's up muz ? Can't defend the bullshit in the face of the truth ?
Realised that we aren't push-overs who buy into your taqiyya ?
Did you finally understand that your views are ridiculous and we will mock your bullshit ?

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ONCE THIS HAS BEEN READ, IM IN NO DOUBT THAT THE KUFFAR WILL MAKE REMARKS .

BROVAS AND SISTERS. LEAVE THIS FORUM. WE HAVE TRIED OUR BEST TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH TO THE NON BELIEVERS. WHO EVER ALLAH GUIDES CAN NEVER BE MISGUIDED, AND WHOEVER ALLAH MISGUIDES CAN NEVER BE GUIDED. LET US MAKE DUA THAT THEY WILL BE GUIDED.

I AM LEAVING THIS PLACE. I WILL NOT COME BACK HERE AGAIN INSHALLAH. I CANNOT BARE INSULTS NEMORE. PPL DONT NOW THE MEANING OF RESPECT. WHAT GOES ROUND COMES ROUND, AND INSHALLAH THEY WILL RECIEVE THEIR DOSE.

PLEASE BROVAS AND SISTER. THERE AIM IS TO MAKE U ANGRY AND MAD. WHY DO U THINK THAT THEY POST THESE FILTY CARTOONS, AND INSULT THE DEEN?
THEY NO THAT U WILL GET ANGRY. WILL LEAVE UNTIL THE FORUM TOTALLY BREAKS MY EMAAN.

ONCE AGAIN. LEAVE THIS PLACE. IT IS ONLY SET UP TO ATTRACT THE MUSLIMS, SO THEY CAN GET U ANGRY. IF NO MUSLIMS WERE ON THIS FORUM AND WE ALL BOYCOTED IT, THEN WHO HAVE THEY GOT TO MOCK? HU HAVE THEY GOT TO INSULT?
NO1.

TO THE KUFFAR THAY I HAVE UPSET. THE PAGAN, INFIDEL AND THE LIKES. I APOLOGISE. I AM SORRY FOR SAYING HORRIBLE REMARKS ABOUT U. I HOPE U ACCEPT THIS.

AND WITH THAT NOTE, I WOULD LIKE TO END ON A HADITH BY THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD (SAW).
(Bullshit deleted)
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Hey - Army of Morons - Shove your fake apology up your slimy fracking ass !

And yet another shit-head disappears in a could of humiliation !!

Mee.

Bye bye, NWA - Hello god.

What the frack is going on in the Interverse ??
NotWithAisha has been ass-banned from Homa and a new user at Apostates of Islam called god has started posting.
NWA's incessent foaming at the mouth and BDA-worthy postings have resulted in multiple warnings which the little bigot-spigot has totally ignored.
It's been totally wound up into a tizzy because it has not been able to handle the truth !
So it had its ass banned for shitting a jihaad on Homa. That may have been a bad move. If J-Kim leaves too, then Homa's gone too quiet for our activities. We'll add the threads to our BashBase and thank Homa for indulging us in clearing out some garbage. Thanks to ExposingIslam for pointing me at the Brain Donor club hiding away at Homa.

Meanwhile god has joined AOI and has vomited forth at SeeksEnlightenment and Mee - For some strange reason.

I think that it is probably a Mooslim pretending not to be. It just doesn't smell the right colour.

I'm busily writing up some more Brain Donor Awards and implimenting some new systems.

L8r.

Mee.

Friday, March 31, 2006

Hail Italy.

It pleases me greatly to hear the news that Italy have offered shelter to Abdul Rahman, the man from Afghanistan who found that Mo and his imaginary friend is more important than family.

Perhaps my fellow apostate would like to pay a visit to the Vatican now that he's in Italy.
After all, 'when in Rome...' !

I think that he should go and have a word with his Holy Popeness and tell the man in the white dress why it's not a good idea to kiss the Quack-Book.

I am sure that the Popely One would love to hear all about Abdul Rahman's reasons for wanting to leave the 'Religion of Peace'.

Well, brave sir - Pleased, we all are to hear that you have found both sanity and safety and when your life has settled a little, maybe you'd like to join us on Apostates of Islam and tell us all your story.

http://www.apostatesofislam.com/forum

Welcome to reality !

Thank you, Italy.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

FFI-ILL-TURD ??

What the frack is Ali Sina up to ?
Is he succumbing to Dhimmitude ?
I was posting a Brain Donor Award into FFI and when I checked my post, I noticed the word 'muslim' in the preview window. I know that I almost never type that word except under certain circumstances so I checked the post to see what I had actually typed.
Checking what I'd entered showed that I hadn't typed that offensive word at all.

Ali Sina - Why are you filtering our posts and replacing cute little terms of endearment with profanity ?
If I wanted profanities to appear in my posts, I'd type them.
I'd be very surprised if I posted on a board and found the word 'poopy' turned into 'shit' !

Mee.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

ScoozMee. I'm about to blog !!

Here's what someone says is true of Mee.

I'm an over-eating, excessive-drinking, cauldron-stirring old-frog boiler !
I'm a binging witch !
I'm a whinging bitch !

I'm an old hag, a real drag, a big bag.
I'm the bag, Bing !

Mee.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

The BrainDonor Shuffle.

I was working on a really good BDA (Brain Donor Award) for today.
You can find a Brain Donor Award calendar at http://www.scoozmee.com/bda.html

Hodja's blog gave us some good material a while ago.
I gave the muzzie in the thread some warning that it was going to get a BDA.
I left a link to the calendar.
I noticed that Hodja linked to the BDAs from her own blog.
Thank you, thank you, Hodja.
Well, I couldn't rush a BDA for your commentor, could I ?
So, I spent some time writing up a reasonably good one.
Then I spent some time on the phone with one of the SMC members and we had a look at some of the new posts at http://forum.homa.org/index.php

I'd seen NWA doing the classic 'Expose' tactic - Oddly, on a poster called ExposingIslam.

Having realised that InsectNewman hadn't been awarded the planned BDA for the "Expose" which was enacted upon Mee, I wrote that one up, in order to publish it for 25th March.
In order to bring NWA's for 26th.
NWA is not only the first Homa poster to win a BDA, it's also the first poster ever to have been awarded a BDA over 24hours in advance.

Hodja's (al Muslim) BDA will be postponed - estimated date of publication 27th or 28th March 2006.

Mee.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared.

I blog.
Therefore, I am.

Actually, I was before I blogged but that's besides the point.
To be or not to be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to blog or seek the depths of our soul for the URL to that website we were at last week.

I needed an existence and I should only have to say 'be' and such a thing should be.

Now that I am.
I'm off to go and put this where it belongs.

I'll leave it here in case I need to come back for it later.

Or, how about playing Chess ?Hadith:Muslim vol IV, no. 5612 Chapter CMXLVI.It Is Prohibited To Play Chess.All*h's Apostle said, "He who played chess is likeone who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine."
Time for a Brain Donor Award ?

Mee.